Warning: Spoilers Ahead!!! This is a recap blog which means I read the book and tell you everything that happens so you don't have to read it yourself. Do NOT continue to read unless you want to know which girl acted like a total bitch in this book. Because you know at least one of them did.
Tag Line: Friends can't always help.From the Back of the Book: School's out! So why are the girls of Canby Hall still hanging around? Dana, Faith and Shelley are signed up for a month of summer school. For Dana, this means class with her favorite poet by day and romantic moonlit walks with Bret by night. But Bret has other plans for his summer vacation and they don't include Dana. The summer blues hit hard. Shelley has her own problems when her hometown sweetheart meets up with her Greenleaf boyfriend, but she and Faith try to nurse Dana's broken heart. Yet is is Randy who brings a smile to Dana's lips and a new confidence to her walk! Can a boy from the backwoods and a New York City sophisticate find romance?
That blurb is so very, very awful. But..............
OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! We finally get
RANDY!!!!!
This book was published in 1984 and
I thought I had read it before but I didn't recognize one single thing about it so I guess I must have missed this one way back when. The ghostie for this book is Carol White
again. She gave us Something Old, Something New from the new
girls series and book one from this series. I'm not expecting good
things here.
This cover is hilarious. Why is Faith
creepily holding up a sandwich to Dana like that? “Here, sad
little city girl, have some PBJ.” It's bizarre. The cover models
have changed. AGAIN. At least Shelley looks age-approriate this
time. But where the hell is Gale? Shelley looks the same
size as her roommates here. If Gale gets mentioned in this book, I'm
calling a huge foul. Also, why is there a tennis racquet there? It
doesn't look like there's a tennis court anywhere near that wooded
place.
Canby Hall Catch-Up: So you know the
drill. We have three protagonists: Dana (sophisticated
fashionista), Faith (urban photographer) and Shelley
(small-town farm girl). For the time being, Dana is dating
Bret-the-two-timer from Oakley Prep and Shelley is hopelessly
torn between her hometown sweetheart Paul
and new crush Tom.
Faith briefly dated Ray in book 3 but he seems to have ended
up under the tulips and now Johnny is the man of her fickle
dreams. In the last book I recapped (book 3), Dana's dad decided to get
remarried and he invited Dana to spend a year in Hawaii with him and
his new wife. Shelley got a part in the school play and discovered
her new purpose in life.....and a new boy. Dana and Shelley had a
huge falling out over the fact that they were both being
self-absorbed bitches (although Shelley was definitely the worst ever
with all her over-the-top dramatics). Being so wrapped up in the
play and Tom almost made Shelley flunk out of school and she nearly
decided to cheat on a test but luckily everything worked out just
fine with all that. Somehow. Oh, and Faith dated Ray who she was
extremely judgmental about. As per usual.
So, you all know the saga of me trying
to find book 4 for nearly a year. I finally had to abandon hope and
I just read a recap from another blogger. Yes, another one exists.
It's probably way better than mine so don't go read it, okay?
Anyway, based on her recap, here is the gist of book 4.
A Very Special Canby Hall Catch-Up:
Book four was called Keeping Secrets and ghostied by someone named
Patricia Aks who wrote a lot of generic teen fiction in the 80's.
The A plot centered around a rush of thefts being committed in Baker
House. Everyone suspects some chick named Mary Beth because
she is aloof and hasn't tried to make friends with the rest of them
but it's an effing Justin situation because some rando chick named
Millie starts showing up every other page and inserting
herself into everything. Mary Beth is the B plot and she eventually
confides in Dana-the-life-ruiner that her dad is in prison for
embezzlement. The girls from 407 “rescue” Mary Beth and make her
an overnight sensation. Just when things look peachy, the school
newspaper inexplicably publishes an article about her dad being in
prison because that's exactly what a boarding school newspaper would
report on. The 407 heroes dash around school to explain that Mary
Beth's dad only took the money to better her life and all is
forgiven. Meanwhile, Faith provides us with a C plot out of fucking
nowhere. She starts dating Johnny who wants to be a police officer
when he grows up. This is an issue for Faith because her dad was
killed in the line of duty years before. She isn't sure she wants to
be a cop's wife. But then the Tutti Frutti is held up in an
apparently hilarious and poorly written way and teenage Johnny saves
the day so Faith is suddenly okay with his career choice. In the
last few pages the ghostie apparently remembered she had an A plot
and the thief is revealed to be Millie to nobody's actual surprise.
The Baker House girls feel responsible for not being better friends
to her and Millie is ordered to undergo counseling much like Casey
was back in book one. All's well that ends well I guess.
Missing, Presumed Dead: Millie and Mary Beth. After being a central focus of book 4, they aren't mentioned a single time in book 5.
Risen From the Tulip Bed: Casey has been taking a dirt nap since book 2 but she finally re-emerges. ((I can't actually confirm that she was still 6 feet under in book 4 but the other recapper didn't mention her at all so I'm going to assume she was.))
This book picks up in June, two weeks
before the end of the school year. Shelley is reflective, thinking
about the chubby girl who had arrived at Canby Hall with Gale
strapped firmly to her midsection. Now she is ten pounds slimmer,
has not one, but TWO boyfriends and sports a “hot new haircut”.
Is she talking about that mullet on the front cover. Did she
seriously just describe a mullet as a “hot new haircut”???
#deluded
Faith comes crashing into the room on
roller skates and Shelley laughs at her. She says she thought “black
people were supposed to be more coordinated” and Faith laughs.
Not to be outdone, Faith sees Dana down on the lawn sunbathing and
remarks that she should “add tanning to my list of amazing
things white folks do for fun.” I'll just leave those there
without comment.
#gottalovethe80's
All three girls are staying for an
extra month to take part in something called “summer intensives”
that Canby Hall shares with Oakley Prep. They're specialized classes
taught by noted instructors. Dana will be taking a poetry intensive
taught by a famous poet. Shelley is naturally taking a drama
intensive and Faith will participate in a photography one. They run
until the end of July and they're all happy to spend an extra month
with each other and their boys. Johnny and Tom both go to Greenleaf
High and live in town and Bret will also be staying for the extra
term. Shelley thinks this is the perfect solution to her little
problem. She'll be spending half the summer with her one-true-love
Tom and then the rest with her one-true-love Paul. Perfect.
Dana ends up falling asleep and getting
a sunburn which I really hope isn't the A plot here. Alison
(housemother extraordinaire) comically overreacts and plops Dana into
the infirmary for 24 + hours. Dana has a lot of time to think in
there and naturally she spent most of it thinking about Bret. Bret
was a pretty notorious two-timer when she started dating him but he's
since reformed. She thinks. He really helped her get through
#thehuladilemma a couple of books ago but lately he's seemed a little
distant. The main reason she decided to stay for the intensive was
to spend an extra month with him. Next year he'll be a senior and
she's looking forward to being a senior's girlfriend and getting to
go to all the upperclassman parties. She's not giving that up for
anything.
Dana decides not to worry about a few
days of missed phone calls because clearly she and Bret are fated.
In her head, she plans the rest of their lives together. She'll go to
college either where he does or somewhere nearby that has an
architecture department because that's what she wants to be when she
grows up (I'm having horrible A Deadly Game of Magic
flashbacks here, people). After graduation they'll get married.
Faith and Shelley will be her bridesmaids and Maggie will be
her maid of honor so she can #keeponeeyeonMaggieatALLtimes from the
altar. Then they'll have two kids – a boy and a girl. She hasn't
discussed any of this with Bret but she's sure it will all happen just like she
planned.
Dana sleeps for awhile and wakes up
when she feels Casey dropping dirt clods on her. After expressing
some alarm at the fact that a zombie is casually standing in the
infirmary, Dana asks her what she's doing there. Casey tells her she
was tired of eating worms so she escaped her tulip-y grave and came
to eat Dana's non-existent brain instead.
We'll just call this little scenario 'Things I Wish Happened'.
Actually, Casey has skipped class right
before finals to come visit the poor sunburn victim. But she's not
there on a mission of mercy. She hems and haws a bit and finally
admits that she has something awful to tell Dana. A couple of days
ago, Bret asked her out on a date. Not only that but Casey has seen
him with other girls several times lately and just hasn't told Dana
until now. (#amazingfriend) Dana immediately wants to put all those
other girls “under arrest.”
Seriously?
Was that the best you could think of?
Such stellar and relatable writing in
these books.
Casey tells her not to take it out on
the rando girls. For all the other girls know, she and Bret are in an open
relationship and he has permission to date around. She has a point
here. It's on Bret to remain faithful not the other girls. Women
always get mad at the wrong person in these scenarios.
I really hope they're not going to put
on gorilla suits again because that was hella dumb.
#planbooga-booga
Dana knows she has to talk to Bret but
she isn't worried. She thinks he'll have a reasonable explanation
that will have them “laughing and hugging within ten minutes”.
Dana calls Bret that night and arranges
to meet him the next night (Friday). She feels much better after
talking to him because he's clearly happy to hear from her and see
her. When he comes to pick her up, he's a little alarmed at her
appearance. He calls her “honey” and tells her that they
should have kept her in the infirmary. He keeps up a steady chatter
about finals and his sloppy roommate as they walk out to the falls.
By the way, I've read a bazillion of these books and this is the
first damn time a waterfall has been mentioned.
#fuckcontinuity
When they're sitting comfortably on a
rock, Dana brings up the Casey thing but she phrases it really
idiotically. “You'll never guess what Casey thought the other
day when you wanted her to come with us tonight.” She actually
honestly believes that Bret asked Casey to join in on their date
(which they didn't even have until yesterday). She's so dumb, y'all.
Bret doesn't bother to play along, though. He flat out tells her
that it's not possible because they didn't even have the date 24
hours ago. Casey didn't misunderstand anything.
Bret's response? “I guess I'm
just not any good at this, honey.” Apparently he hates
breaking up with girls so he just cheats on them and waits for them
to find out so he doesn't have to actually tell them it's over. I
can't believe I gave this asshole The Least Annoying Person in
Greenfield Award more than once. (#sonotawardworthy) He purposely picked Casey
because he knew Casey would tell Dana and his little problem would be
solved.
Dana is still stubbornly holding on to
hope that this can still work. She asks him if he just wants to date
other people once in awhile but stay together. Why would she even
offer this when it's not what she wants at all? Bret tells her it's
the other way around. He wants to date other people predominantly
but see Dana once in awhile on the side. Sounds like he's setting up
a booty call to me. He reminds her that he's just 17 and not ready
to settle down and be serious with one girl which is completely
reasonable and even healthy but YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT
AND NOT BE A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE ASSHOLE.
They walk back to Baker House and Dana
is the chatterbox now. She's keeping to “safe subjects” like
school and the summer intensive program. Apparently Bret is taking
one in dance to rattle his business-minded father a little. When
they get back to the front steps, Bret kisses her cheek very
grandfather like and Dana suddenly can't stand it. She throws her
arms around him and begs him to give their relationship another
chance. They're supposed to be forever. Bret peels her off him and
tells her that things change. Then he literally RUNS away from her
like he's being chased by a chupacabra.
Three days pass and now we're in
Faith's head. She's worried about Dana who has only gotten out of
bed a couple of times since her breakup with Bret. She's even
skipping some of her finals. Casey is sure she knows how to get Dana
out of her funk. She's going to bury her under the tulips.
Like we could get that lucky.
Actually Casey is going to take Dana to
an amusement park at Crystal Lake (Which is name of the camp in
Friday the 13th. I wish Jason would stick an ax in
Dana's head.). This amusement park is yet another place we've never heard about before and will
probably never hear about again. You can't bury an entire amusement
park in the tulip bed, White. The roller coaster will stick out and
reveal all of Canby's dirty little secrets. Like poor Laura Lee.
#amomentofsilenceforLauraLee
Dana refuses to go but then Casey
points out that Bret has probably heard about her being flat on her
face for three days and does Dana really want to give him that
satisfaction? Dana decides to go. They end up having fun and Dana
starts to feel better.
Dana goes home for a week between the
end of the regular term and the beginning of the summer intensive.
Her mom encourages her to be okay being alone and to never depend on
another person for her happiness. It's actual good advice for young
women to be reading.
Suddenly it's a week later and Dana is
in her poetry intensive course. I'm going to save you the really
boring details but her instructor is pretentious and thinks poetry is
life. It's all very nauseating. Dana loves it though and finds
herself “immersed in poetry”.
A few days later, Dana runs into Bret
with a foreign exchange student that I've already forgotten the name
of. She's french and White tries to write in dialect by making her
say “zee” a lot. It's pretty appalling. Dana is crushed
that Bret's moved on so soon. I guess she's forgotten that he moved
on before they actually broke up. To cure her heartache, she goes
for a run. She remembers her poetry teacher encouraging them to stop
somewhere in nature to write what they feel, so she does that under
some trees. She produces a notebook and pencil because apparently
White has already forgotten that Dana is out for a jog and not
carrying a backpack (#fuckcontinuity).
And then it happens.
OMG I've been waiting for this for five
fucking books.
Just like that, a man appears on a
horse. Dana describes him as “beautiful” with longish, blonde
curls and gray eyes. He stops his horse in front of her and asks
what she's doing. She tells him she's working on a poem for class
and he lets her know she's on private land but he doesn't really care
about that and tells her she can stay as long as she doesn't bother
the bears. He introduces himself as Randy and Dana recognizes
his last name as one belonging to one of the biggest land-owners in
the state. She can't get over how handsome he is. He's not a big
talker but she starts giving him the third degree and he finally
coughs up the information that he's 17 (for now) and a recent
graduate from Greenleaf High.
Randy tells her that he has to get back
to work but she can stay as long as she wants. If one of his
brothers tries to run her off, she's supposed to say she has his
permission to be there. Before he rides away, he asks if he can call
her sometime and she's practically peeing in her pants with
excitement. #Bretwho?
The next day is the hottest June in
Massachusetts history apparently which translates to upper 90's. But
this is the 80's when classrooms weren't often air conditioned, so
the intensives are canceled due to the extreme heat. The 407 girls
plus Casey and Johnny decide to go down to the “swimming hole” to
beat the heat. Poor Tom has to work. Dana watches for Randy as they
pass his land but he's nowhere in sight. The swimming hole is
already packed but they manage to have fun and keep cool for the rest
of the morning and most of the afternoon.
At four they head back so Shelley can
get to her date with Tom at Pizza Pete's. As they're approaching
Baker House, she sees someone who looks vaguely familiar in the
distance. As they get closer, she realizes it's Paul. Uh oh. I
think her cheater fever is about to be exposed.
Paul is thrilled to see her. He picks
her up and twirls her around in pure joy which just makes my heart
ache. Poor Paul. Why it it always the guys named Paul who get
thrown over? He tells Shelley that he's doing college visits in the
area and he wanted to stop by and surprise her. She's definitely
surprised. She thinks he looks older and “sharp” in his
black jeans and black polo shirt. She's proud of him and glad to
show him off to her friends.
A few minutes later she remembers she
has a date and panics. She's just going to have to come up with a
plan. And she finally does. She's going to have Casey and Paul come
with her to Pizza Pete's. Casey's is going to pretend she's Tom's date for Paul's sake and then she and Shelley are going to pass Paul off as a childhood friend.
It all goes awry pretty quickly. Paul
asks Tom where he's going to college and Tom lovingly says it depends
on Shelley. They try to cover that with some lame story about
Shelley sending off for a college guide that Tom wanted to look at
before deciding but it was pretty weak. Then Paul calls Shelley
“sweetheart” and Casey whispers to Tom that Shelley was
once elected “Pine Bluff Corn Sweetheart” and now the
entire town calls her sweetheart.
Shelley and Casey think they're just
the greatest actresses of all time and they head to the bathroom at
one point to congratulate each other on a job well done. When they
come back to the table, the boys are gone and there's a note on a
napkin. “To two girls who aren't as smart as they think. See
you around. (signed) Two guys who aren't as dumb as you think.”
#teamTom #teamPaul
Those guys fucking rock!
Shelley decides she's unlucky in love
and should just remove herself from society. If only we could get that lucky. Then we get this......
“She saw herself in a
white doctor's coat, her hair bleached out by the pulsing equatorial
sun. With one hand she was putting a cold compress on the forehead
of a feverish native patient; with the other she was scratching
behind the ears of her pet lioness cub.”
Shelley goes back to Baker House to
sulk. And become a missionary?? I don't know. Eventually Paul
shows up to talk things out. Shelley explains that they've just
drifted apart because of the distance between them and admits she was
wrong for not telling him about Tom. Paul confesses that he's kind
of interested in a girl back home named Amanda and Shelley
goes into a dramatic tailspin about his betrayal. Girl, get a grip.
He isn't even dating Amanda and you are very much dating Tom. You
don't have a leg to stand on here. Paul points out that she wants to
have her cake and eat it too and she doesn't want him to have any
cake at all.
I kinda love Paul.
In the end, they decide to try dating
other people for awhile. Now all she has to do is patch things up
with Tom. Is anyone else having a Neal/Jane/Cary flashback here?
She's sure everything will be fine but when she calls Tom's house his
mom tells her that he doesn't want to talk to her. She's humiliated
because his mom obviously knows what she did.
We land in Dana's head now. She's
heading out to go to town to pick up conditioner and batteries when
she runs into Randy coming up the front walk. She's surprised to see
him. He tells her that he has to go mend fences for the afternoon
but he'd love some company and she agrees to go with him. She has
trouble adjusting to how quiet he is after dating slick-mouthed Bret.
He doesn't make a joke out of everything or fill the silences with
meaningless chatter. He asks her to tell him the story of her life
while he's working and she lays down on the grass and starts at the
beginning. She doesn't get far before she bores herself so
completely that she falls asleep.
I'm really struggling here, y'all. I
love Randy big and you all know that. You also know that Dana is the
girl who broke his heart so badly he barely recovered. So the specter
of that is hanging over my head here. I'm so damn glad to see him
because he remains the only character worth rooting for in this
entire fucking series but I'm also sad he's here because I know he's
going to get trampled.
#torn
When Dana wakes up, a sudden storm is
approaching. Randy is packing up his tools and he tells her to get
in the truck. She runs but not fast enough and she ends up soaked
and shivering. When he joins her in the truck she admits to him that
she's terrified of storms and he slides across the seat to wrap an
arm around her. He gently tells her that there's nothing to be
worried about and she compares him to Bret once again thinking that
Bret would be trying to joke her out of being scared. She tries to
decide which is better.
Randy is worried about her being wet
and cold. He tells her there's a little cabin not far away. There's
a wood stove in it and he can build a fire so she can warm up. The
rain is coming down in torrents now but he reaches it okay and they
both dash for the door. Randy starts building a fire and he talks to
Dana to distract her as he does. A hermit named Eagan used to
live in the cabin. He was there when Randy's dad bought the land and
Mr C didn't feel like it would be right to make him move, so he let
him stay. I can see where Randy gets his heart now. Randy spent
some time with the hermit as a kid and the guy taught him about
living off the land (what you can eat and what animals want you
dead and how to listen to nature). City girl Dana is pretty fascinated.
When the rain stops, Randy puts out the
fire and tells Dana they can head home. She goes in for a kiss but
he turns his head so it lands on his cheek. He tells her that he
moves a little slower than that and gives her a hug instead. She's
furious. In her mind she calls him a “hick” and a “total
goon”. #fuckyouDana
Dana goes running out of the cabin and
immediately faceplants in a huge mud puddle.
There is justice in this world after
all.
A week passes and Tom still hasn't
called Shelley. She asks everyone for advice and I'm not
exaggerating. She even asks the housekeeper and her drama intensive
instructor. He advises her to give Tom a rose. A ballerina did that
for him once and he's never forgotten it. She thinks it's a smashing
idea and goes right to the florist to buy a single red rose in a
shiny black box. On the card she doesn't write an elaborate apology.
She doesn't write an apology at all. She simply draws a blue tear
drop on it.
Shelley takes the box to Tom's house
and leaves it on his porch. As she walks away, she realizes she
didn't put his name on the card and his mom might think the rose is
for her. So she runs back to his house. She doesn't have any paper
and I guess she forgot she put a fucking tear drop card on the thing
because she goes into the neighbors yard to get a leaf and writes
'Tom' on it with the lipstick she just happens to be carrying in her
pocket and then puts the leaf on the box.
Just when I think things can't get any
more idiotic, they do.
She hears someone coming and she dashes
across the street to hide behind a tree. Unfortunately for her, the
person who owns the yard and the tree finds her behavior very
suspicious and he calls the police on her.
Wow. Even more idiotic. I didn't
think it was possible.
The cops think she might be the
“Greenleaf Cat Burglar” which is so super ridiculous.
They almost put her in handcuffs but Paul races up to vouch for her.
It's a damn shame.
Time passes. I don't know how much.
The poetry instructor is holding a reading and Dana is super excited
about it but her friends don't care. She calls and invites Randy,
hoping he'll find her terribly sophisticated. He accepts her
invitation, saying he really wants to spend more time with her.
She's expecting a huge turnout and a buzz of excitement when they get
there but it's not very well attended and people don't seem very into
it.
Dana is deeply affected by the poetry
and she expects Randy to be too but he makes a joke at the end of it
and it infuriates her. She screams at him that he's just like all
the rest and she runs out of the auditorium, leaving him sitting
there. She walks through the woods thinking that this stupid hick
town and all its stupid hick people could never live up to the
wonders of Manhattan.
She's so insufferable in this book.
She hasn't been too bad so far but this is just a whole new level of
stuck-up brat.
The next night, an envelope is
delivered to room 407. The girl who drops it off gives a description
of Randy so Dana knows who it's from before she opens it. She
expected “a dumb letter – some kind of clumsy apology or a note
telling her she was cute as a spotted hound dog” (#fuckyouDana) but
it turns out to be a poem.
“I talk a good game,
Tell you about
listening to the forest
Then I turn around and
tromp
right over your
feelings
Eagan would cry.
Would you give me a
chance
To make it up to him
And to you?”
She realizes she was wrong to assume he was a dumb hick just because
he was quiet and didn't smarm at her. She feels ashamed of how
shallow and judgmental she's been. Especially since shallow is
Shelley's job and judgmental is Faith's. #stayinyourlaneDanaandjustruinhislife
She heads out to the parking lot and Randy is there leaning on his
truck. He apologizes and she apologizes and then she inexplicably
starts tickling him. I swear to the highest reaches of Heaven that
White has no idea what she's doing in this book.
Now it's a random Sunday afternoon and the 407 girls are eating PBJ's
under a tree. Faith is also crocheting a sweater as 15 year olds do.
They talk about Randy. Faith teases Dana about him being such a
country boy and Dana actually defends him saying he's smart and
well-read. He doesn't always say much but when he does it actually
means something and he's very sensitive to her. He always seems to
care how she's feeling. Faith admits that she thinks he's pretty
“adorable” and, of course, Shelley approves of farm boys so Dana
gets their stamp of approval.
That night, Randy invites Dana to the Tutti Frutti. They're sitting
on the same side of the booth sharing an enormous sundae when Bret
appears. He introduces himself to Randy who has just taken a huge
bite of bananas or something. Randy tries to politely stand up and
shake Bret's hand but he bonks his head on the hanging fern above the
table and Dana dies inwardly of embarrassment. She can tell Bret
thinks Randy is hopelessly uncouth and this matters to her for some
fucking reason. Poor Randy.
Bret asks to join them and then pretty much takes every opportunity
to try to make Randy seem stupid. Dana doesn't try to stop this –
in fact, she laughs along with Bret and is generally bitchy. She
flirts with Bret and he teases her back. The problem is that Randy
isn't aware that the two of them had that kind of relationship and he
thinks Bret is insulting Dana. He rushes to defend her honor which
just makes Bret laugh at him for being a fool. By the end of this I
really hate Bret and I feel so sorry for Randy.
After Bret leaves, Randy asks Dana if the two of them used to date.
She tells him they did and he says she needs to figure out exactly
what she wants because she was flirting with Bret pretty hardcore.
He ends up leaving her there which isn't very gallant but is pretty
understandable.
The next day, Bret seeks her out and says he wants to get back
together. He knows she can't possibly have anything to talk about
with the “super hick” (#fuckyouBret) and he wants the two of them
to give it another try. Dana tells him she needs to think about it
and he throws a little fit and tells her to make it snappy because
he's not going to wait around. Oh, yeah, he seems like prime
boyfriend material to me.
In the end, Dana picks Randy. Bret is fun and he makes her laugh and
makes all these grand romantic gestures but he's also a cheater and a
lying liar who lies. Randy is “honest, gentle, kind, loving,
sensitive” and those are Dana's words, not mine. But I do
agree with her. #itkilledmetosaythat #I'llbeunderthetulips
#don'tfertilizeme
The summer term ends and the girls sadly say goodbye to each other.
They just don't think they can survive a month and a half without
seeing each other so Shelley invites them to come stay with her for a
little bit. They just completely recycled all these story lines for
the new girls didn't they? This is just like when the girls went to
stay with Toby. I wonder if anyone will get lost on the range?
The Least Annoying Person in Greenleaf Award: Obviously Randy but I'd give it to him every time if I could. So I'm going to surprise the hell out of everyone here and hand this one to Faith. She wasn't too bad this book.
The Bitch of Baker House Award: Clearly Dana. She was awful. So awful.
Coming up Next: I don't know. They go visit Shelley I assume.
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